Ultraman + Scatman = ?

There are two things that you shouldn't probably mash up together. One is our favorite 40-metre high crusader for justice Ultraman and the other is 1994 euro dance one-hit wonder Scatman. Sadly enough somebody thought it would be a good idea to put these two things together and this is the result. We apologize in advance...

Thanks (?) to Watashi to Tokyo for this.